wordplay · #1
Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days?
They aren’t weak-days.
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wordplay · #2
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems.
Joke link →pun · #3
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
Joke link →halloween · #4
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts!
Joke link →pun · #5
Why don't some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don't work out.
Joke link →animals · #6
I asked the dog, "What's two minus two?"
He said nothing.
Joke link →animals · #7
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite.
Joke link →science · #10
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
Joke link →work · #11
I used to be a banker…
But I lost interest.
Joke link →science · #12
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree.
Joke link →family · #13
What's a skeleton's least favorite room in the house?
The living room.
Joke link →wordplay · #14
Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
Because he was sitting on the deck!
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