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Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days?
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Why did the math book look sad?
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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
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What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
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Why don’t cows have feet?
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
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Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test?
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Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
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Penguins produce an oil that helps their feathers retain heat. That means…
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What does a baby computer call his father?
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I've signed up to a dating website for retired people.
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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
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What do you call a bear with no ears?
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How do you make a tissue dance?
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I have a horse named Mayo.
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People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise.
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
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Have you ever played quiet tennis?
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Why should you only serve Eggs Benedict on a chrome plated dish?
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I finally figured out why David Hasselhoff changed his name to The Hoff.
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What do you call a magician that’s lost his magic?
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I told my wife I was going to rearrange the spice cabinet in alphabetical order.
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What do you call something that chews all day?
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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
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Did you hear about the massive sale at the Lego store?
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Why did Makena bring a pencil to the party?
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