wordplay · #1
Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days?
They aren’t weak-days.
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wordplay · #2
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems.
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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
Because he was sitting on the deck!
Joke link →wordplay · #15
What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
A sham rock!
Joke link →wordplay · #21
Why don’t cows have feet?
They lactose.
Joke link →wordplay · #23
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn't see himself doing it!
Joke link →wordplay · #27
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test?
He's an excellent parallel Parker.
Joke link →wordplay · #31
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.
Joke link →wordplay · #43
Penguins produce an oil that helps their feathers retain heat. That means…
The oily bird gets the warm
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How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
Joke link →wordplay · #46
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.
Joke link →wordplay · #47
I've signed up to a dating website for retired people.
It's call Carbon Dating.
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