#4halloween
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
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Halloween dad jokes
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#30halloween
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
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Why are skeletons so calm?
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What kind of music do mummies listen to?
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Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house?
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
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