halloween · #4
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts!
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halloween · #30
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
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Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
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What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music.
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Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house?
Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
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