science · #10
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
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science · #12
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree.
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Joke link →science · #68
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know y.
Joke link →science · #101
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity…
It's impossible to put down.
Joke link →science · #104
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
Joke link →science · #132
What do you call a made up color?
A pigment of the imagination.
Joke link →science · #137
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
Joke link →science · #158
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went…
Then it dawned on me.
Joke link →science · #164
Why don't dinosaurs talk?
Because they are dead.
Joke link →science · #166
What do clouds wear under their shorts?
Thunderwear.
Joke link →science · #226
What's ET short for?
Because he's got little legs.
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