Work dad jokes.

I used to be a banker…

But I lost interest.

Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?

He took a few days off.

What do you call a factory that makes okay products?

A satisfactory.

Want to hear a joke about paper?

Never mind, it's tearable.

I'm afraid for the calendar...

Its days are numbered.

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

Why are elevator jokes so classic?

Because they work on so many levels.

I made a pencil with two erasers.

It was pointless.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Want to hear a construction joke?

I'm still working on it.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash.

Why did the stapler win employee of the month?

It always held things together.