#6animals
I asked the dog, "What's two minus two?"
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#7animals
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
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What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
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Why do bees have sticky hair?
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What do you call a pig that does karate?
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Why don't crabs donate?
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What do you call a dog magician?
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Why don't oysters donate to charity?
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What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?
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Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
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I asked my dog what's two minus two.
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Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
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How do you catch a squirrel?
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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
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Why was the big cat disqualified from the race?
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Why don't crabs give to charity?
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
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Open and share#111animals
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
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Open and share#116animals
Why don't ants ever get sick?
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What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
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What's a cat's favorite color?
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How does a penguin build its house?
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Open and share#153animals
What happens when frogs park illegally?
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
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Why did the chicken go to the seance?
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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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What kind of shoes to frogs wear?
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
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Open and share#218animals
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
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How do cows stay up to date?
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Open and share#258animals
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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How do you catch a squirrel?
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Open and share#294animals
Why did the beaver ace woodworking class?
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Open and share#295animals
My cat became a weather reporter.
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Open and share#296animals
Why did the squirrel cancel its subscription?
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The chameleon failed the group photo.
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Open and share#298animals
Why did the rooster start a delivery service?
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My goldfish became a motivational speaker.
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Why did the snail bring a measuring tape?
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What did the polite shark say when offered dessert?
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