animals · #6
I asked the dog, "What's two minus two?"
He said nothing.
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animals · #7
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite.
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What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
Milk and quackers.
Joke link →animals · #24
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Joke link →animals · #36
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
Joke link →animals · #38
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
Joke link →animals · #42
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
Joke link →animals · #48
Why don't crabs donate?
Because they are shellfish.
Joke link →animals · #52
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
Joke link →animals · #54
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they're shellfish!
Joke link →animals · #55
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?
Bison.
Joke link →animals · #72
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
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