family · #13
What's a skeleton's least favorite room in the house?
The living room.
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family · #20
Why did the dad joke cross the road?
To get to the punny side.
Joke link →family · #22
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
Joke link →family · #60
My wife told me I should do lunges to stay in shape.
That would be a big step forward.
Joke link →family · #61
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for fresh prints.
Joke link →family · #66
I used to hate facial hair...
But then it grew on me.
Joke link →family · #69
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Joke link →family · #86
Why don't vampires have many friends?
Because they are a pain in the neck.
Joke link →family · #181
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It's fine, he woke up.
Joke link →family · #254
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes...
She gave me a hug.
Joke link →family · #271
Why did the man run around his bed?
Because he was trying to catch up on sleep.
Joke link →family · #272
How do you know if a joke is a dad joke?
It becomes apparent.
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