#13family
What's a skeleton's least favorite room in the house?
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Family dad jokes
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Clean, shareable, and scientifically calibrated for eye rolls. Choose one and wake the Groan-O-Meter.
#20family
Why did the dad joke cross the road?
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
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Open and share#60family
My wife told me I should do lunges to stay in shape.
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
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I used to hate facial hair...
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
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Open and share#86family
Why don't vampires have many friends?
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Open and share#181family
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes...
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Open and share#271family
Why did the man run around his bed?
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How do you know if a joke is a dad joke?
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I told the kids bedtime was negotiable.
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My daughter says my jokes are predictable.
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Family photos are like software updates.
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Open and share#321family
I offered to split the last cookie evenly.
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Our family group chat is very supportive.
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I asked the kids to clean their rooms.
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Why does Mom hide the good snacks?
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Our family movie night has one strict rule.
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