#3pun
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
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#5pun
Why don't some couples go to the gym?
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The meteorologist who devised the windchill factor has died. He was 86.
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I saw a lawyer at the gym outlifting everyone.
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Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician?
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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Why did the bicycle fall over?
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Why is Row so awesome?
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Why did the gym close down?
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Therapist: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true?
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I made a paper airplane but it just hovered in one spot like a helicopter.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta.
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If I ever hit the lottery, I guarantee everyone around me will be rich.
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Someone complimented my parking today!
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Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker?
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Why did the pigeon cross the road?
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
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I don't trust stairs.
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Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.
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Why did the coffee file a police report?
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How do you lose 10 pounds eating a piece of cake?
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Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?
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You should say “mucho” around your Spanish friends.
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I warned my friend not to play Russian roulette.
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If we remove all the butter on earth…
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I'm reading a horror story in Braille.
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What is pineapple time?
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Everyone said I couldn’t do poetry because of my dyslexia
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How do we know that Mike Tyson isn’t very religious?
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Never date a tennis player.
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My wife asked, "Why don't you treat me like you did when we first met?”
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