pun · #3
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
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pun · #5
Why don't some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don't work out.
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The meteorologist who devised the windchill factor has died. He was 86.
But he felt like 75
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I saw a lawyer at the gym outlifting everyone.
That's the power of attorney.
Joke link →pun · #33
Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician?
He was outstanding in his field!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field!
Joke link →pun · #35
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Joke link →pun · #53
Why is Row so awesome?
Because she’s too cool for everyone else.
Joke link →pun · #65
Why did the gym close down?
It just didn't work out!
Joke link →pun · #75
Therapist: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true?
Husband: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers
Joke link →pun · #91
I made a paper airplane but it just hovered in one spot like a helicopter.
Then I remembered that it was stationary.
Joke link →pun · #105
My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
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