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I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey...
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How do you make a tissue dance?
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Why did the chicken join a band?
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What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
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Wanna hear a Nirvana Joke?
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I used to play piano by ear...
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Why did the piano lock its keys?
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Why did the trumpet get a parking ticket?
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The bass player opened a basement business.
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Why did the metronome lose the argument?
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Why did the accordion request extra space?
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Why did the song take a sick day?
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My microphone is far too confident.
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