music · #29
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey...
But then I turned myself around.
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music · #44
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
Joke link →music · #114
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Joke link →music · #143
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
Joke link →music · #204
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Joke link →music · #231
I used to play piano by ear...
But now I use my hands.
Joke link →music · #333
Why did the piano lock its keys?
It heard there was a serial player nearby.
Joke link →music · #334
Why did the trumpet get a parking ticket?
It was caught in a no-tooting zone.
Joke link →music · #335
The bass player opened a basement business.
The overhead was impressively low.
Joke link →music · #336
Why did the metronome lose the argument?
It kept going back and forth.
Joke link →music · #337
Why did the accordion request extra space?
It needed room to expand.
Joke link →music · #338
Why did the song take a sick day?
It wasn't feeling noteworthy.
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