travel · #62
Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was in tents.
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travel · #98
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it's R, but it be the C.
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What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the suitcase apply for a passport?
It was tired of carrying everyone else's baggage.
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My GPS and I are taking a break.
It keeps telling me where to go.
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I booked a hotel room with a breathtaking view.
It turns out they were describing the bill.
Joke link →travel · #343
Why did the hotel pillow earn five stars?
It supported every guest.
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Why did the camper bring a ruler?
To measure exactly how far off the grid they were.
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Why is airport coffee so expensive?
It comes with first-class grounds.
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Why did the road trip start an argument?
Too many turns, and nobody wanted to take direction.
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Why did the car bring a suitcase?
It was ready for a brake.
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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?
A chew-chew train.
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