#50sports
What do you call a guy who's really good at fishing?
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Sports dad jokes
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#109sports
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
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Why do dads take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
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Why did the golfer bring extra pants?
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Open and share#264sports
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
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Open and share#276sports
Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
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Open and share#326sports
My golf ball filed a missing-person report.
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Why was the basketball nervous at dinner?
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Open and share#328sports
Why did the referee start a podcast?
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Open and share#329sports
I tried competitive napping.
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Open and share#330sports
Why did the scoreboard go to counseling?
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Open and share#331sports
My gym membership and I are long-distance.
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Open and share#332sports
The goalie opened a bakery.
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