sports · #50
What do you call a guy who's really good at fishing?
A master baiter.
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sports · #109
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two-tired.
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What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Sneakers.
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Why do dads take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one.
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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
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Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
All the fans left.
Joke link →sports · #326
My golf ball filed a missing-person report.
It hasn't seen the fairway in weeks.
Joke link →sports · #327
Why was the basketball nervous at dinner?
Everyone kept talking about turnovers.
Joke link →sports · #328
Why did the referee start a podcast?
He already knew how to make controversial calls.
Joke link →sports · #329
I tried competitive napping.
I was eliminated in the wake-up round.
Joke link →sports · #330
Why did the scoreboard go to counseling?
It couldn't stop keeping score.
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