technology · #25
What's a computer's favorite snack?
Computer chips.
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technology · #26
I told my computer I needed a break…
Now it won't stop sending me Kit-Kats.
Joke link →technology · #67
What do you call a belt made out of watches?
A waist of time.
Joke link →technology · #151
Why did the man put his car in the oven?
Because he wanted a hot rod.
Joke link →technology · #167
What's Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
Joke link →technology · #302
Why did the keyboard request a vacation?
It was tired of being pressed for answers.
Joke link →technology · #303
Why did the password go to therapy?
It had too many special characters in its life.
Joke link →technology · #304
My smart fridge sent me a relationship update.
Apparently, what we had has expired.
Joke link →technology · #305
Why did the USB drive get a medal?
It went in correctly on the first try.
Joke link →technology · #306
What did the browser say after opening 47 tabs?
I'm open to anything, but this is getting ridiculous.
Joke link →technology · #307
I asked an AI to tell me a dad joke.
It heard mine first and needed a reboot.
Joke link →technology · #308
Why did the printer start meditating?
It was tired of paper jams and wanted to find its inner sheet.
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