food · #32
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up!
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food · #56
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumbly!
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
Joke link →food · #78
Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?
He made a mint.
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Why do bananas never feel lonely?
Because they hang out in bunches.
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
Joke link →food · #97
I got hit in the head with a can of soda.
Luckily, it was a soft drink.
Joke link →food · #117
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.
Joke link →food · #125
What kind of car does an egg drive?
A yolkswagen.
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How does a taco say grace?
Lettuce pray.
Joke link →food · #179
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it.
Joke link →food · #184
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese.
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