THE MIXED BAGJOKE NO. 409
Why did the runner carry a pencil?
To draw a finish line.
Wait for it…
FRESHLY SQUEEZED. QUESTIONABLY FUNNY.
✳︎ THE INTERNET’S LEAST SERIOUS JOKE LAB
SO BAD. SO GOOD.
A little laughter. A lot of eye rolls. You’re welcome.
DAD APPROVEDKID TOLERATED.
0 DAY STREAK
Warning: may cause involuntary “daaaad.”
YOUR DAILY CHALLENGE
The triple groan.
Rate 3 different jokes today. Every reaction counts.
0 of 3 rated today
Resets at midnight on this device.
GROANBOT SAYS
“A perfectly good day to tell a perfectly bad joke.”
HYPE MACHINE.
THE MORE YOU GROAN, THE MORE YOU GROW.
Your dad-joke era.
PERSONAL CALIBRATION FILE01
Uncalibrated Human
Rate your first joke. Find out what kind of groaner you are.
0Discovered
—Average groan
0Day streak
—Biggest groan
LOCKED EXPERIMENT02
The Pun Pantry
Rate 10 different jokes to unlock a secret serving of food puns.
0 / 10
PASS-THE-PHONE PLAY03
Family Face-Off
One joke. Two players. Find out who takes the most dad-joke damage.
No family rivalries recorded. Yet.EARNED IN EYE ROLLSYour badge collection0 / 6 unlocked
Small achievements. Questionable bragging rights. Earned badges stay on this device.
PERSONAL RECORDS
Your Hall of Groans.
Your biggest groans will earn a place here.
THE COMPLETE GROAN ARCHIVE
There’s worse where
that came from.
Find your next favorite.
Or your family’s next eye roll.
THE PANTRY IS OPEN. These bonus puns are all yours.
Your original collection, plus 110 more reasons to groan.
NO GOOD JOKE GOES UNPUNISHED ✳︎ PROUDLY LOWERING THE BAR ✳︎ NO GOOD JOKE GOES UNPUNISHED ✳︎ PROUDLY LOWERING THE BAR ✳︎